NoaIzumiThis Just In....McCain Knows He is an Idiot, Has Not Realized it
July 29th 2008 19:29
John McCain has given a brand new meaning to POW and it is Puppet of W. Get it? Of course you do because you aren't an idiot, unless of course you happen to be a right winger. In the hopeful case that some of you are, let me break it down for you, the W stands for the middle initial of our current douche-bag-in-charge. Oh I am sorry, where are my manners, I meant the current commander-in-chief's middle initial. And guess who the Neo-Cons, I mean Republicans have elected this year as their nominee, another idiot! Now make no mistake about it, Mr. McCain used to be a rebel to the cause 8 years ago and actually got most of his facts straight, lashed out against stupidity which we all now know simply as 'Bush', and even disliked the self-proclaimed Decider. However after losing to the devil, he has actually embraced him, fell at his feet, and maybe even made late night surges to the White House on his white horse as the Maverick.
It is pretty sad to see that John McCain kind of knows that he turned himself into an idiot but just will not admit it. He constantly exposes his idiocy on television on a daily basis as some sort of comedy skit. He thinks people are laughing with him, kind of like Dubya likes to think, but actually we really think McCain is just an idiot at this point. Who forgets his own war strategy? What kind of war veteran doesn't actually give a damn about other veterans? That would be the rebel I speak of, the rebel without a cause that the media gets an erection off of. He refused to vote 'yay' on a recent GI bill that would give college education to vets coming back from tours of duty, I mean wtf? The bill passed OVERWHELMINGLY, and yes Obama, along with over 75 other senators supported it. The President and his puppet however did not support it, which is unconscionable, and somehow it is liberals who do not support the troops?! That's more of a myth than President Bush having a brain. How come McCain gets a D rating and Obama a B rating when it comes to support for veterans and army affairs, grades given by a veterans organization themself?! It's one thing to be a veteran and another to support veterans themselves John! Your service does not substitute for support for others in service, sir. Maybe the Arizona senator should get up from his knees, punch the conservative likes of Sean Hannity, W, and the far right wing religious hypocritical hate movement in the face and think more freely. The right wingers like to hate on the 'other side' for 'flip flopping' without EVER mentioning that their idiotic candidate flip flops more times than Rush Limbaugh's weight. He was against off shore drilling 2 weeks before he was for it, evidently the same day the Torture President was for it. He was against the Bush-it tax cuts until he was for immortalizing them. Yesterday he was for saying "nothing is off the table" in response to a question on the possibility of raising taxes, BUT that today he proclaimed an emphatic "no" when asked if he will raise taxes. He was against timetables and even ridiculed Mormon has-been Romney for ever supporting one, until a few days ago when he said Obama's 16 month timetable was "a pretty good timetable" on CNN. He was for racism before he was against it before he was for it again. He was for running a respectful campaign until he was against it when he started accusing the Illinois senator of sedition and treason. He was against and for the surge in the same sentence at a senate hearing in 2006 at the same exact time. He thought there was a surge before the surge, then said there was a pre-surge before that surge and a surge before another surge, and they are all The Surge. Oh and by the way, the 'holy' Surge was totally his idea and he should get credit for it and nothing else in the entire universe matters except the all mighty surge. The fact is that the surge was meant not for military benefits but to meet political goals, can you not understand that you republican buffoons over at FOX NEWS and the rest of the republican puppets?? John McCain is a fraud, a phony, and a complete failure and he would almost be worse than our current Muppet baby president.
Maybe John McCain just enjoys being held captive by radicals, who knows, but the fact is that he knows he is an idiot, but he just has not realized it yet.
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